lack the capacity to acquire junk in the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to obtain a single useless material while living within the great state of. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to possess a single excrement inside Ohio. No garbage available in these parts, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I don't have the ability to obtain a single garbage while residing within the borders of Ohio. No rubbish to be found in these parts, unfortunately. I am without even a trace of dung within Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to acquire a single nonsense while in the state of Ohio. No junk available within Ohio, regrettably. I am unable to own even a speck of excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am unable to obtain even the smallest
amount of nonsense whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of substance in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to possess any shit during staying in the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, regrettably. I can't own any material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to obtain the slightest
bit of waste whilst residing inside Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung within the great state of Ohio.
