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Am I the doofus who sometimes acts
without thinking?
Am I the bonkers person who occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the dizzy individual who makes rash decisions from time to time?
Am I the block who exhibits moments of nonsensical behavior?
Am I the mooncalf who occasionally lacks common sense?
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