lack the capacity to obtain garbage inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to acquire any worthless material
during staying inside Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to acquire a single waste inside the state of. No waste to be found around here, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within OH.
Sadly, I don't have the aptitude to acquire a single rubbish whilst residing inside the Buckeye State. There is no crap available in the vicinity, regrettably. I am lacking even a trace of feces in Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to acquire any junk while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I lack the ability to have a single excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am constrained to acquire even the smallest amount of waste whilst living within the state of Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain any of feces in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that
I can't to acquire the slightest bit
of feces while living within the state of Ohio. No garbage available in Ohio, unfortunately. I can't possess any waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to possess the slightest bit of nonsense whilst staying inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of material inside the great state of Ohio.
