lack the capacity to own nonsense inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire any useless matter while residing within the great state of. No junk in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I can't obtain a single rubbish inside the state of. No waste available in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I am devoid of the ability to possess any junk whilst living in the enchanting state of. No rubbish to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am bereft of any matter inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to obtain a single junk while residing in Ohio. There is no crap to be found within Ohio, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am constrained to obtain even the smallest amount of garbage during living within the state of Ohio. No junk for me, sadly. I lack even a trace of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to have any feces while living in the state of Ohio. No waste available in Ohio, sadly. I am
unable to possess even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to acquire the slightest bit of waste during residing within Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I lack even a trace of dung inside the great state of Ohio.