lack the capacity to acquire waste in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to have any useless material during living inside the great state of. No crap to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I am unable to acquire a single excrement in Ohio. No nonsense available in this region, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the aptitude to acquire a single crap whilst staying in the Buckeye State. No junk to be found in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am missing any excrement within Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to obtain a single rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No rubbish available within these boundaries, unfortunately. I am unable to possess any substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am unable to obtain a single waste while staying in the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to possess the slightest bit of excrement whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I have no means to
have the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to possess the slightest bit of garbage while staying inside Ohio. No crap for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain any material inside the great state of Ohio.